THREE LIMERICKS

Three Limericks on the Virus

The Star Tribune sponsored a limericks contest for April.  They wanted to make it timely and clean.  Here are three I submitted.  I didn’t win.  No surprise.

The guv says the virus has almost ended

Oh yeah!  Oh boy! How splendid!

So I put on my mask

Stood in line to get vaxed

That’s how the whole thing ended

I don’t think it’s very cool

Not to be back in school

I miss my teachers and mates

In class is what it takes

Not to be thought a fool

Everyone’s wish-in’ and hope-in’

For the day the economy is open

Businesses are tremulous

Waiting for stimulus

Some at the end of their rope-in’