WILL WE EVER RETURN?
Sung to the tune of the MTA Song as sung by the Kingston Trio
Come gather ‘round friends and I’ll tell you a story
On this tragic and fateful day
He put his cell phone in his pocket
Kissed his wife and family
And was told to stay home today
Chorus:
Will he ever return, no he’ll never return
His fate is still unlearned
He may stay at home forever
Until this virus goes away
To his job he may never return
Charlie went online for benefits to apply
For money while he couldn’t work
When he finally got through
They said, “what’s with you?”
Don’t lie to us and be a jerk
Chorus
Charlie said I’m tryin’
And I ain’t a lyin’
I really do need the bread
I’m not bein’ craven
I have very little savings
I need an unemployment check instead
Chorus
Now, all day long Charlie sits in his home
No longer does he roam
He knows deep in his guts
He’s going slowly nuts
Inside the four walls of his home
Chorus
Now you citizens of this land
Don’t you think it less than grand
How we must stay away
From each other every day
And to sports not be a fan
Chorus
Bad Randall 